The Ultraspace Federation of Caribbean United Republic is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Admiral Nathaniel with an even hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 857 million Caribbeanians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Of Spain. The average income tax rate is 66.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Caribbeanias economy, worth 79.5 trillion Caribbean Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 92,758 Caribbean Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Billions of Caribbean Dollars are spent to take high-quality photos of the Scarlet Ibis Nebula, local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities, military recruitment numbers are down as citizens object on 'moral grounds', and a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Caribbean United Republic's national animal is the Scarlet Ibis, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Caribbean United Republic is ranked 26,404^th in the world and 42^nd in Astoria for Highest Food Quality, scoring 87.18 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.